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Okay, Binance listed a bunch more cryptos. Again. Surprise, surprise. It's like they're ru...
Okay, Binance listed a bunch more cryptos. Again. Surprise, surprise. It's like they're running a digital flea market, and we're supposed to get excited about the new junk they're hawking.
Binance Listings: More Like "Bagholder Starter Kit"
The Usual Suspects
Seriously, look at this list from September and October 2025: Linea, Pump.fun (PUMP), Ethena USDe, Open Ledger (OPEN), Somnia (SOMI), World Liberty Financial (WLFI), Yield Basis (YB), Enso (ENSO), Euler (EUL), Walrus (WAL), Aster (ASTER). Half of these sound like rejected names for Star Wars droids. And ASTER saw a 5% rally *after* the listing? That's it? Give me a break.
10 New Upcoming Binance Listings to Watch in November 2025 - Coinspeaker
Binance puts out this BS about "prioritizing real usage, security, and community engagement." Right. Let's be real: they're prioritizing whatever lines their pockets. I mean, they generate revenue from trading commissions, so the more garbage they list, the more they make. It's not rocket science.
And then there's this whole "Binance Alpha" thing, where they supposedly "test" tokens before a full listing. Oh, so now they're doing us a favor by letting us gamble on their pre-approved shitcoins? Thanks, Binance. Real generous.
ETH vs. BTC: Is Bitcoin Officially the Old Guy Now?
ETH vs. BTC: The Only Real Fight
While Binance is busy listing every memecoin under the sun, something actually interesting is happening: Ethereum is starting to look like the better bet. I mean, Bitcoin lost $1.2 billion in inflows in September 2025, while Ethereum ETFs attracted almost $170 million. Huh.
The SEC even classified Ethereum as a utility token. A utility token! Finally, some clarity. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is still trying to figure out if it's a store of value, digital gold, or just a really expensive paperweight.
And let's not forget the staking yields. You can actually earn something on Ethereum, unlike Bitcoin, which just sits there collecting dust in your digital wallet. Is that why investors prefer to hold ETH for further gains? Offcourse it is.
But here's the thing: even with all this good news, Ethereum dipped below $2,800 in November 2025. Crypto analyst Ali Martinez thinks $3,900 is a critical support zone, and if it holds, ETH could surge to $5,000 or even $6,000. Could it? Maybe. Or maybe it'll crash to zero. Who knows?
Jupiter: Legit Project or Just Another Crypto Casino Bet?
JUP: Jupiter Ascending? Or Just Another Pump and Dump?
Then there's Jupiter (JUP), this DEX aggregator on Solana. Apparently, it generated $45 million in revenue in Q3 2025. Not bad, I guess. But it also had an all-time low around $0.2. And now it's trading around $0.35. So, what's the deal?
The Noone Wallet Analysis Team—whoever *they* are—thinks JUP could reach $0.85 by the end of 2025. BeInCrypto analysts are eyeing $0.426 as a key support level. Everyone's got an opinion.
But let's not forget that Jupiter's social media account got hacked in February 2025, causing an 8% price drop. Security matters, people! And the fact that their core team operates from Kuala Lumpur... okay, maybe I'm just being paranoid, but it feels a little sketchy.
I guess the Fusaka upgrade is coming in December 2025. Supposedly, it's going to revolutionize blockchain technology and lower operational costs. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. I ain't holding my breath.
So, What's the Real Story?
Binance is a casino, plain and simple. They list anything that moves, and we're all just gambling our money away. Ethereum might be the slightly less terrible option, but it's still crypto. And Jupiter? Well, good luck with that.
